1 00:00:05,959 --> 00:00:08,394 Last night, commotion erupted during a celebration 2 00:00:08,394 --> 00:00:11,531 for Senator-elect Mary Ferguson after her landslide win. 3 00:00:11,531 --> 00:00:13,400 It happened as one of the campaign staff members 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,736 was escorted from the party in handcuffs. 5 00:00:16,736 --> 00:00:18,237 The woman in question, Dory Sief, 6 00:00:18,237 --> 00:00:20,005 and her boyfriend, Drew Gardner... 7 00:00:20,005 --> 00:00:21,908 - Oh, my God, what? - ...are expected to be charged 8 00:00:21,908 --> 00:00:24,009 with the murder of Keith Powell, 9 00:00:24,009 --> 00:00:26,412 a private investigator and loving father. 10 00:00:26,412 --> 00:00:28,413 If you're wondering why the suspect, Dory Sief, 11 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:32,384 is smiling in her mug shot, you're not alone. 12 00:00:32,384 --> 00:00:35,521 It's like, why are you smiling like that unless you did it? 13 00:00:35,521 --> 00:00:37,690 She just looks snotty. 14 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:39,425 I just know. I can tell. 15 00:00:39,425 --> 00:00:41,761 She didn't do it. She couldn't have. 16 00:00:41,761 --> 00:00:43,663 I'm a doctor, and people with freckles 17 00:00:43,663 --> 00:00:44,931 are pretty tame and sensitive. 18 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:48,101 What does this mean for me? 19 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:54,708 ♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪ 20 00:00:54,708 --> 00:01:00,780 ♪ Watch fluent seamen rig their rudders so the... ♪ 21 00:01:05,351 --> 00:01:06,686 Gardner. 22 00:01:06,686 --> 00:01:07,787 You made bail. 23 00:01:11,891 --> 00:01:15,027 Well, it was nice talking to you. 24 00:01:15,027 --> 00:01:17,129 Recognizable Voice: ...don't have a last name there... Oh, my God. 25 00:01:17,129 --> 00:01:19,632 ...and Portia Davenport to bury the body in the woods... 26 00:01:19,632 --> 00:01:20,900 Oh, look. 27 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,603 Wait, she is like, involved in this. 28 00:01:23,603 --> 00:01:25,405 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:25,405 --> 00:01:26,606 Shh, shh, shh! 30 00:01:26,606 --> 00:01:27,874 What are you guys watching? 31 00:01:27,874 --> 00:01:30,210 - Nothing. - Nothing. 32 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:31,611 Put it away. Put it away. 33 00:01:31,611 --> 00:01:33,547 You guys, I just heard my name. 34 00:01:33,547 --> 00:01:36,282 Okay, we're not, like, obsessed with you. 35 00:01:36,282 --> 00:01:38,984 We just got a Google alert about the play... 36 00:01:38,984 --> 00:01:41,388 - Oh, yeah? - ...and this came up, 37 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:44,157 and I guess you're, like, a killer? 38 00:01:44,157 --> 00:01:47,292 What? Let me see that. 39 00:01:47,292 --> 00:01:49,094 Um, so, it's been brought to my attention 40 00:01:49,094 --> 00:01:51,665 that at a clique of friends in their late 20s 41 00:01:51,665 --> 00:01:54,667 murdered private investigator Keith Powell 42 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,468 in Montreal, Canada. 43 00:01:56,468 --> 00:02:00,272 To my understanding, Dory Sief and her boyfriend, Drew-- 44 00:02:00,272 --> 00:02:03,675 and, I'm sorry, I don't have a last name-- murdered the man 45 00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:06,979 and enlisted the assistance of their dear friends Elliot-- 46 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:08,648 also don't have a last name there-- 47 00:02:08,648 --> 00:02:11,851 and Portia Davenport to bury the body in the woods. 48 00:02:11,851 --> 00:02:14,420 Oh, my God. Who did this? 49 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,589 Apparently, there maybe have been some sexual foreplay... Who did this? How did this happen? 50 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:28,535 Did Danny say whether his grandmother 51 00:02:28,535 --> 00:02:29,937 has a formal Thanksgiving? 52 00:02:29,937 --> 00:02:31,638 I don't know. 53 00:02:31,638 --> 00:02:33,472 There are a lot of kids, but she lives in the Fab 40s. 54 00:02:33,472 --> 00:02:35,307 Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner party once 55 00:02:35,307 --> 00:02:36,877 in that neighborhood. The CEO of ISE... 56 00:02:36,877 --> 00:02:39,379 Hey, newbie. 57 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:40,781 It's okay. 58 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:44,149 Come on. 59 00:02:44,149 --> 00:02:45,818 ...rich people Thanksgiving. 60 00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:48,120 I think it's such a shame that you're spending your last 61 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,690 Thanksgiving with family you've never met instead of us. 62 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:52,224 Wait, when is the Lady Bird 63 00:02:52,224 --> 00:02:54,694 gonna get her special powers already? 64 00:02:54,694 --> 00:02:56,996 It's not about a superhero. 65 00:02:56,996 --> 00:02:59,833 It's about Lady Bird Johnson. 66 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:01,367 Idiots. - It's insane. 67 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:04,237 I-I think she's only like the second female director 68 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:07,374 to be nominated for an Oscar in, like, 10 years. 69 00:03:09,909 --> 00:03:11,678 What did you just say? 70 00:03:11,678 --> 00:03:12,979 What? Nothing. 71 00:03:12,979 --> 00:03:14,579 Just that it's weird that she's only 72 00:03:14,579 --> 00:03:18,418 the second female director-- - That's not what you said. 73 00:03:18,418 --> 00:03:20,220 You said it was insane! 74 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:21,821 You think that's insane?! 75 00:03:21,821 --> 00:03:23,255 No, no. I'm sorry. 76 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:24,757 I-I agree with whatever you're saying. 77 00:03:24,757 --> 00:03:29,463 What's insane is that my foot hurts and no one believes me! 78 00:03:32,899 --> 00:03:34,401 - Castillo! - Off me! 79 00:03:34,401 --> 00:03:38,170 How many TVs you gonna break this week? 80 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,006 I'm gonna kill you in your sleep 81 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:42,276 for what you said about the movie! 82 00:03:42,276 --> 00:03:45,444 Sief. You got a visitor. 83 00:03:45,444 --> 00:03:49,182 Recognizable Voice: Apparently there may have been some sexual foreplay 84 00:03:49,182 --> 00:03:53,553 during the wrathful act as an exercise in sadism, 85 00:03:53,553 --> 00:03:55,454 and then that's pretty much all I know, 86 00:03:55,454 --> 00:03:58,493 but I hope I did the right thing by calling this in. 87 00:04:02,795 --> 00:04:05,965 Hey, everybody! I got waffles! 88 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:07,968 They didn't travel well, so let's eat them now. 89 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:10,770 Oh, waffles! 90 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,105 You're the best, Meg! 91 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:13,606 You're my best friend! 92 00:04:13,606 --> 00:04:15,442 Oh, my God. 93 00:04:15,442 --> 00:04:17,679 Meg. It's you. 94 00:04:20,047 --> 00:04:21,881 Elijah, you told? 95 00:04:21,881 --> 00:04:23,550 What? I just woke up. 96 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:27,154 I asked you if you told anybody, and you said you didn't. 97 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:30,090 I said I told nobody. 98 00:04:30,090 --> 00:04:31,458 And Meg is nobody. 99 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:32,993 I tell Meg everything. She doesn't matter. 100 00:04:32,993 --> 00:04:34,161 She's just a receptacle. 101 00:04:34,161 --> 00:04:35,995 Portia, Elijah's right. 102 00:04:35,995 --> 00:04:37,965 I-- I-- I'm no one. 103 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,333 I'm pure trash. 104 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,334 I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- I'm a big loser. 105 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:43,002 I felt like I had to do the right thing. 106 00:04:43,002 --> 00:04:45,405 I'm so sorry. - I trusted you. 107 00:04:45,405 --> 00:04:46,673 Meg, why did you have to say 108 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:49,174 we did weird sex stuff to the body?! 109 00:04:49,174 --> 00:04:51,478 You told me they did weird sex stuff to the body! 110 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:53,680 You said you did weird sex stuff to the body. 111 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,250 I would never do weird sex stuff to a body! 112 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,084 I feel certain you said that! 113 00:04:58,084 --> 00:04:59,352 And where are you going?! 114 00:04:59,352 --> 00:05:01,855 Oh, my goodness, I'm sorry. 115 00:05:01,855 --> 00:05:03,690 Portia! 116 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:04,925 What?! 117 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,827 - Get in! - What? 118 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:08,127 Okay. 119 00:05:08,127 --> 00:05:10,195 Elliot, whose van is this? - It's mine. 120 00:05:10,195 --> 00:05:11,865 I use it to transport all my water bottles, 121 00:05:11,865 --> 00:05:13,866 and then the owner died, and no one asked for it back. 122 00:05:13,866 --> 00:05:15,334 Well, where are we going? 123 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:17,202 Drew's been arrested, and we're next. What?! 124 00:05:17,202 --> 00:05:19,806 I know a place far, far away from all of this. 125 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:21,507 Our own imaginations? 126 00:05:21,507 --> 00:05:22,875 The Hamptons. 127 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,477 My stupid seat belt's not working! 128 00:05:24,477 --> 00:05:26,546 Look, our names are out there, the cops are after us, 129 00:05:26,546 --> 00:05:28,716 we got to get going, so just deal with it! 130 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:30,017 Okay! 131 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:34,054 Happy Monday. 132 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,060 Thank God that weekend's over, huh? 133 00:05:47,134 --> 00:05:48,568 Excuse me, everyone. 134 00:05:48,568 --> 00:05:51,471 I am sorry to interrupt your important work. 135 00:05:51,471 --> 00:05:54,741 I see there's a cake on my desk. 136 00:05:54,741 --> 00:05:56,743 I think I made it clear to everybody at this office 137 00:05:56,743 --> 00:06:00,580 that I-I don't like gifts or surprises or attention 138 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,081 that I didn't professionally earn. 139 00:06:02,081 --> 00:06:04,251 So, if it isn't removed in the next hour, 140 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:06,519 it's going in the trash. 141 00:06:06,519 --> 00:06:08,355 All right? 142 00:06:13,294 --> 00:06:15,595 Hey. Sorry about that. 143 00:06:15,595 --> 00:06:18,098 It's from that sweet old lady who does the billing for us. 144 00:06:18,098 --> 00:06:20,099 Ugh, she would. 145 00:06:20,099 --> 00:06:22,036 Happy birthday, by the way. 146 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:23,103 Why? 147 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:24,604 I don't know. I don't know. 148 00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:25,605 My point. 149 00:06:25,605 --> 00:06:29,109 Anyway, look at these jackasses. 150 00:06:29,109 --> 00:06:31,511 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Huh, see? 151 00:06:31,511 --> 00:06:33,846 It's everything I hate about young people-- 152 00:06:33,846 --> 00:06:36,383 rich, beautiful, corrupt. 153 00:06:36,383 --> 00:06:38,418 What do they call them, millellials? 154 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:39,553 Millennials. 155 00:06:39,553 --> 00:06:41,188 This could be good for us, though, right? 156 00:06:41,188 --> 00:06:42,222 You know. - How do you mean? 157 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:43,456 It's a good angle. 158 00:06:43,456 --> 00:06:45,625 Good angle-- people love to hate them. 159 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:47,594 It's like a national obsession. - I don't know. 160 00:06:47,594 --> 00:06:49,461 I don't think people really care about millennials anymore. 161 00:06:49,461 --> 00:06:52,265 I feel like that kind of talk has died down, actually. 162 00:06:52,265 --> 00:06:54,567 Oh, really? Oh, really? 163 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,769 Don't tell me about the world, Garrett. 164 00:06:56,769 --> 00:07:00,941 If I wanted that, I would've hired a travel agent. 165 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,441 Just go out there. 166 00:07:02,441 --> 00:07:04,277 Tell everybody I'm gonna make a statement to the press. 167 00:07:04,277 --> 00:07:05,946 There's already so much on this already. 168 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:07,647 It's just... 169 00:07:07,647 --> 00:07:09,816 We can get ahead of it, though. 170 00:07:09,816 --> 00:07:11,985 Yeah, we can. That's right. 171 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:13,287 Put my face out there. - Sure. 172 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,788 Let them know what they're up against. 173 00:07:14,788 --> 00:07:16,489 Copy that. 174 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:19,158 Okay. 175 00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:23,665 Guilty, guilty, guilty little frogs. 176 00:07:35,592 --> 00:07:38,161 Hi! 177 00:07:38,161 --> 00:07:39,663 No, you have to pick up the phone, Gail. 178 00:07:39,663 --> 00:07:40,697 The phone. 179 00:07:40,697 --> 00:07:43,266 Yeah. Hi. - Hi. 180 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:46,102 Dory, look at you in that cute prison jumpsuit. 181 00:07:46,102 --> 00:07:49,339 I can't believe this is so real! - I know. 182 00:07:49,339 --> 00:07:51,041 Thank you so much for coming, Gail. 183 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,509 - Of course. - Yeah, it means a lot to me. 184 00:07:53,509 --> 00:07:58,048 Okay, so, as you know, I don't have any money 185 00:07:58,048 --> 00:08:00,283 because Sundeep turned the banks against me, 186 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:04,454 but I figured something out because I'm a genius. 187 00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:07,758 My friends Tim and Margie said they'll bail you out. 188 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:10,126 Wow, amazing! Oh, my God. 189 00:08:10,126 --> 00:08:11,795 Wow, that-- that's so generous. 190 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,896 There is one catch, though. 191 00:08:12,896 --> 00:08:14,458 It's a good catch. - Okay. 192 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,199 They said they'll only put up the money 193 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:18,268 if you hire their daughter Cassidy to represent you, 194 00:08:18,268 --> 00:08:20,135 which is a great thing, right, 195 00:08:20,135 --> 00:08:23,740 because now you'll get a free lawyer out of the whole deal. 196 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:24,808 Well, I don't know. Like, isn't-- 197 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,543 Isn't that illegal? 198 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:28,144 Is it? 199 00:08:28,144 --> 00:08:31,547 Why would she want to be my lawyer for free anyways? 200 00:08:31,547 --> 00:08:34,251 Dory, are you kidding me? 201 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,486 You're famous. 202 00:08:35,486 --> 00:08:38,088 What? Why? 203 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:41,057 Why? Um, only because your arrest 204 00:08:41,057 --> 00:08:44,994 was the most epic, fabulous public arrest ever. 205 00:08:44,994 --> 00:08:47,797 Dory, this is your destiny. 206 00:08:55,466 --> 00:08:57,240 Wait, Elliott, I'm so confused. 207 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,409 Is this, like, your house? - No, no, no. 208 00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:01,511 It's a timeshare that belongs to this older man 209 00:09:01,511 --> 00:09:03,946 who I used to let spoon me for Broadway box seats, 210 00:09:03,946 --> 00:09:05,848 and then ironically he fell out of one of the box seats, 211 00:09:05,848 --> 00:09:07,083 and he's been in a coma for over a year, 212 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:10,454 so he definitely won't be here. 213 00:09:12,088 --> 00:09:13,690 Oh, my gosh, it's so pretty! 214 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:16,126 Yeah, we love it. 215 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:19,029 Mommy, stop. 216 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:20,296 No, Mommy, I like it. 217 00:09:20,296 --> 00:09:21,664 Oh, my God, Mom, Mom, she's coming. 218 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:24,968 I'm hanging up. Hanging up. 219 00:09:24,968 --> 00:09:27,970 Dory Sief, Cassidy Diamond, 220 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:32,175 and it's an honor to call myself your lawyer. 221 00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:34,277 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 222 00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:35,645 Thanks for getting me out of here. 223 00:09:35,645 --> 00:09:37,981 Yeah, wow. That's an incredible handshake. 224 00:09:37,981 --> 00:09:39,282 It's firm. 225 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:43,320 Uh, I'm sorry, but how old are you? 226 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,189 30 and single. 227 00:09:46,189 --> 00:09:49,225 Oh. Okay, so, how do we start? 228 00:09:49,225 --> 00:09:52,456 Well, the trees have ears, so we don't talk here. 229 00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:55,564 So, I rented us this luxury SUV. 230 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:58,569 Figured you wanted a touch of glamour after a hard night. 231 00:09:58,569 --> 00:09:59,736 Oh, that's nice. 232 00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:01,170 Do you do that for all your clients? 233 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:03,940 I plan to. You're my first case. 234 00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:09,078 Your first case? 235 00:10:09,078 --> 00:10:11,014 I know, so exciting. 236 00:10:11,014 --> 00:10:13,383 Congratulations. 237 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,590 Ugh, I feel like it's such a blessing to be born blonde, 238 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,325 and now I just look like an evil brunette. 239 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:23,760 Well, that's exactly what we want. 240 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,928 Nobody can recognize us. 241 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:28,565 Oh, good, you're the babysitters? 242 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:29,766 Yeah. 243 00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:31,434 Well, they were smart to hire two, 244 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:33,570 because I think the last one was complaining 245 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,938 about how messy they were. 246 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,674 I'm sure they're lovely. 247 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:39,009 Well, look. 248 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,609 They're gonna be here in, like, two seconds, 249 00:10:40,609 --> 00:10:43,346 and Dickie doesn't like it when I drink around the kids, 250 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:45,682 so if you could just take them jet skiing, 251 00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,918 uh, build a little... 252 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,785 snowman... - Absolutely. 253 00:10:49,785 --> 00:10:51,387 We'll figure something out. - We will. 254 00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:53,557 We were just thinking about hunting for hermit crabs. 255 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:54,718 Ew. 256 00:10:54,718 --> 00:10:56,460 Okay, well, clean up the tar when you're gone. 257 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:59,796 You got it. 258 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:00,930 Oh! 259 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:02,431 Oh, my God. 260 00:11:02,431 --> 00:11:06,535 Five-star sushi for a five-star client. 261 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,272 I just want to let you know, like, where my head's at. 262 00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:10,808 I took a look at the evidence. 263 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:11,808 It does not look good. 264 00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:13,209 Mm. 265 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,245 I can explain what happened-- - No, no, no, no. 266 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,980 Okay? That's not why I said that. 267 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,314 All right? 268 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:19,983 The less you tell me now, the better ground 269 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,884 we're on when we're building our defense, okay? 270 00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:26,155 'Cause I can't, like, un-know whatever you tell me, right? 271 00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:28,792 - Right. - Okay, so, let's talk options. 272 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:31,260 Option number one-- plea deal. 273 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,963 Okay, so how does that work? 274 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:34,631 You plead guilty, get a lighter sentence. 275 00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:36,566 It's easy, it's fun, you skip the court part, 276 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:38,334 you just sign this paper admitting to taking 277 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,170 full responsibility for killing Keith. 278 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,738 No, no, I'm not signing anything-- 279 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:42,939 No, no, no, no! 280 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:45,608 Option two-- self-defense. 281 00:11:45,608 --> 00:11:49,346 This is a very attractive option in my personal opinion. 282 00:11:49,346 --> 00:11:50,480 It's sexy. 283 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,449 Keith attacked you and your boyfriend, right? 284 00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,352 Did you know he put a tracking device on your phone? 285 00:11:56,352 --> 00:11:59,089 Yeah. That's how he found you guys in Montreal. 286 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,357 He was a total creep. 287 00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:03,359 So you had to defend yourself, right? 288 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:06,463 I believe it, and so will a jury. 289 00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:07,530 But... 290 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:10,099 I'm kind of feeling option number three-- 291 00:12:10,099 --> 00:12:11,935 pleading insanity. 292 00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:13,103 Insanity? 293 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:14,370 Mental illness is a real thing 294 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:16,706 that everyone has or wishes they had. 295 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:19,709 If you've ever been under, like, a large amount of stress 296 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:23,279 or heard voices or had an imaginary friend, 297 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,849 it's a totally viable argument... 298 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:34,391 So, what do you think? Does that sound good? 299 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:37,294 No, I don't-- I don't want to do that one. 300 00:12:37,294 --> 00:12:38,461 Okay. 301 00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:40,029 I was just, like, telling you you had options. 302 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,965 That's all. 303 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,700 There you go. 304 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,702 Make sure everyone knows Chicagoans give big tips. 305 00:12:46,702 --> 00:12:48,337 - Give me the phone back. - Delete the picture. 306 00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:50,373 Delete the picture. - Give me your password. 307 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:51,842 Give me your password or your finger. 308 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:52,976 Give me the... 309 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:54,377 Stop it! Stop it! 310 00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:56,045 I can't believe how much they charge for a room, 311 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:57,414 and there's no hair dryer. 312 00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:59,682 Aaron, help your mother find a hair dryer. 313 00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:01,884 I can't! Reid won't give back my phone! 314 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,686 Aaron took a pic of me on the plane sleeping, 315 00:13:03,686 --> 00:13:05,388 and I look like an idiot. He's gonna post it! 316 00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:07,324 So let me delete it, then. 317 00:13:07,324 --> 00:13:09,393 Would you all just shut up? 318 00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,759 Please! 319 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:13,263 Do we always have to scream at each other all the time?! 320 00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:14,597 Dude, you shouldn't get so upset. 321 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,332 It makes you look like a killer. 322 00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:19,036 Do not play with your brother's feelings like that! 323 00:13:19,036 --> 00:13:20,336 We all know he didn't do it. 324 00:13:20,336 --> 00:13:23,207 We know he's absolutely innocent, right, Drew? 325 00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:26,276 - Drew! - Oh, my God! 326 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:28,344 He did it! - No, stop! Stop! 327 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,579 He's just in shock, understandably. 328 00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:33,449 You asked him if he was innocent, and he just shrugged. 329 00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:35,051 Reid, shut your damn mouth. 330 00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:38,087 You have no idea what it would be like to be in his situation, 331 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:40,123 being accused of something you didn't do, 332 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,424 so stop making everything worse 333 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:43,226 and just shut up or get out of here. 334 00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:45,962 You got it? 335 00:13:45,962 --> 00:13:48,631 Gang, we got good news. 336 00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:51,568 The one and only Bob Lunch is gonna save the day. 337 00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:54,271 The Chicago Tribune called him the best defense attorney 338 00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:56,472 on the east side of Chicago in 1988, 339 00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:59,542 and I guarantee you he's sharper than he ever was. 340 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:02,111 This is fantastic! - Fantastic. 341 00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:04,581 That's great, Dad. 342 00:14:04,581 --> 00:14:07,483 Drew, it'll be okay. 343 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:10,153 It's all just a misunderstanding. 344 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:14,785 America has the best justice system in the world. 345 00:14:14,785 --> 00:14:18,162 They don't put innocent people in jail. 346 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,835 Oh, Chantal! 347 00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:27,170 We grieved for you! 348 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,838 We were praying you weren't dead, 349 00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:32,175 and you were just taking it easy in Canada? 350 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,010 So you were never in New Hampshire 351 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,278 hiding out inside one of your poems? 352 00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:38,480 And now you're wrapped up in some murder?! 353 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,484 No, I do not understand what that's about. 354 00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:41,818 That's, like, a mix-up. 355 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,820 Well, you better figure that out, young lady, 356 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,956 because your father is beside himself. 357 00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:48,291 He-- He was too upset to even come here. 358 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:52,796 With Robert away, it's evident that I must fill in 359 00:14:52,796 --> 00:14:55,826 as the lead patriarch in this family, 360 00:14:55,826 --> 00:14:58,601 and I think that we could all thrive under my guidance, 361 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:01,805 considering I am a marriage and family therapist. 362 00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:03,873 - Ted, please. - Now's the time. 363 00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:05,341 Let me lead. 364 00:15:05,341 --> 00:15:08,711 I hate to say it, but I wish that you had been abused, 365 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:11,515 because when people thought that you had been abused, 366 00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:14,117 they felt bad for me. - Oh, my God. 367 00:15:14,117 --> 00:15:19,188 I hope you are ready to return every cent of that $250,000. 368 00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:21,558 You still have the money, right, Chantal? 369 00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:23,960 Well, no, I don't. 370 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,061 I spent it. 371 00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,296 You spent all of it?! 372 00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:28,130 Shut your dumb mouth, Katherine. 373 00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,899 You know what? Just stop yelling at me. 374 00:15:29,899 --> 00:15:31,968 I'm gonna make the money back, okay? 375 00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,538 - How? - I'm starting a business. 376 00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:36,673 Um, what business? 377 00:15:36,673 --> 00:15:38,307 I don't know. 378 00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:41,711 I just know that I'm starting a business, and... 379 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:45,247 it'll involve P.R., and there's gonna be an app. 380 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:48,250 And I'm paying everybody back, and it's gonna redeem me, 381 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:52,323 and Daddy's gonna be very proud, okay? 382 00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:53,718 Okay?! 383 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:57,593 I'd like us all to look at our hands and imagine 384 00:15:57,593 --> 00:16:03,532 that each finger is a value this family was once founded upon. 385 00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:07,103 So, what family value would our thumbs be? 386 00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,339 I don't love you anymore! 387 00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,011 Thank you all for coming. 388 00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:16,846 Thank you, everyone. Hi, Kathy. 389 00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,180 Uh, okay. 390 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,451 Uh, I'm here to announce 391 00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:23,585 that the United States Attorney's office 392 00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:29,058 has filed criminal charges against Dory Sief, okay, 393 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:32,263 and Drew Gardner for the recent murder 394 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:34,130 of a New York City P.I. 395 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,464 They have been charged 396 00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:40,637 with first-degree murder of Keith Powell. 397 00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:43,306 On May 26th, Keith Powell, 398 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,943 private investigator, father, 399 00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:49,145 and lover of Ms. Sief, 400 00:16:49,145 --> 00:16:51,581 drove to Montreal in an effort 401 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,583 to retrieve the missing individual. 402 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,652 When he arrived at the r-residence, 403 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:58,622 uh, he was, uh... 404 00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:03,927 What-- What're you doing? 405 00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:06,162 Get out of here. 406 00:17:06,162 --> 00:17:09,499 Uh, when he arrived in-- I'm sorry, where was I? 407 00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:12,937 Yes. Uh, when Mr. Powell arrived in the residence... 408 00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:16,439 So, all we have to do now 409 00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:18,675 is just wait for the prosecution to make the first move, 410 00:17:18,675 --> 00:17:21,645 and then we, like, build our defense based on that, 411 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:24,347 but the key to all of this 412 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:28,652 is that you say nothing to no one ever. 413 00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:33,823 Oh, my God, my mom just texted me. 414 00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:36,826 The prosecutor threw a press conference about the charges. 415 00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,027 What? 416 00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:41,264 Um, driver, can you put on 1010 WINS? 417 00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:43,199 The biggest challenge of this case 418 00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:45,034 is just gonna be sifting through 419 00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,371 the mountains of evidence. 420 00:17:47,371 --> 00:17:50,039 Okay, so... 421 00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:52,643 Jokes aside, Dory Sief and Drew Gardner 422 00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,811 will pay for these immoral acts. 423 00:17:54,811 --> 00:17:56,379 You know what? Turn that off. 424 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,815 You know, that's Federal Prosecutor Polly Danziger 425 00:17:58,815 --> 00:17:59,883 in a nutshell. 426 00:17:59,883 --> 00:18:01,351 All bravado, no humanity. 427 00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:03,620 She's such a bull, which is, like, fine for me, 428 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,856 'cause I am, too, but, like, God. 429 00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,223 I just feel bad for her sometimes. 430 00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:08,559 She grew up in a generation that was all like, 431 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:10,159 "You got to be a man to get ahead." 432 00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:13,530 It's like, "Bitch, just admit you like to shop." 433 00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:17,834 So, tell me. 434 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,636 As a man. 435 00:18:19,636 --> 00:18:23,239 Did I look attractive out there or what? 436 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:27,078 Polly, we have a weird, uh... 437 00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,511 issue. 438 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,347 What's up? 439 00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,383 Who the hell is "Fat Frankie"? 440 00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:36,653 I was trying to tell you this during the press conference, 441 00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:38,187 but according to this police officer, 442 00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:41,257 Joy Hartman, this guy, Fat Frankie, 443 00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:44,861 confessed to murdering Keith. 444 00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:46,763 No. 445 00:18:46,763 --> 00:18:48,531 No! 446 00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:49,933 No, Garrett, no! 447 00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,868 I just gave a speech out there! 448 00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,002 I know. 449 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,170 I can't take it back! 450 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:56,272 Why didn't you give me this before? 451 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,342 M-- It was just presented to me! 452 00:18:58,342 --> 00:19:01,278 This is not my fault. 453 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:03,614 I want it to be! 454 00:19:05,115 --> 00:19:08,952 Hey. Okay. 455 00:19:08,952 --> 00:19:10,187 God, what are we doing? 456 00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:11,587 I know. I know. 457 00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:13,790 So, maybe I should've had more of a plan this morning 458 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,959 than just get out of town. I was being reactionary, okay? 459 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,427 We know that now! 460 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,128 God, I just hate these rich kids. 461 00:19:19,128 --> 00:19:20,697 They don't listen to us at all. 462 00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:21,798 Hey, guys? 463 00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:24,300 Guys, remember what we said! 464 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,203 You're connected to us by a 10-foot invisible rope. 465 00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,372 You cannot go farther than the rope! 466 00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:31,875 Hello? Guys! 467 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,109 My God. 468 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:35,312 You know, let 'em go, honestly. 469 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:40,416 Oh, my God. 470 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:42,152 It looks like someone tipped off the press. 471 00:19:42,152 --> 00:19:44,221 Okay, look, just put your head down 472 00:19:44,221 --> 00:19:45,888 and don't say anything, okay? 473 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:47,157 You got this. We got this. 474 00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:52,262 You got this. We got this. 475 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,997 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm here. 476 00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:55,665 I'm here. Excuse me. 477 00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:57,001 Excuse-- You know what? 478 00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,135 Members of the press, 479 00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:00,670 try to have some dignity, okay? 480 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:05,842 Give her some air. She needs air, all right? 481 00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:07,077 She needs air. Move back. 482 00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:08,511 Move back. Move back. 483 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,380 She's a human. 484 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:15,319 - Did you know he had a daughter? - Dory, why did you do it? 485 00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:16,752 Okay, we're in. 486 00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:19,189 I just want everyone to know that I had absolutely nothing 487 00:20:19,189 --> 00:20:21,125 to do with the death of Keith Powell, 488 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,825 and neither did Drew Gardner. 489 00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:24,528 This is just a huge misunderstanding, 490 00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:27,430 and I'm completely innocent. 491 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,359 Thank you very much. 492 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,167 Come on. Come on. Thank you! 493 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:34,838 Now, Drew, I just want you to know 494 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,973 that I'm on your side no matter what. 495 00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:41,677 And we're going to put up a fight. 496 00:20:41,677 --> 00:20:44,547 I didn't mean to do it. 497 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,982 It was self-defense. 498 00:20:46,982 --> 00:20:48,885 - What's that, son? - Frank, Frank, the TV. 499 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:52,222 I just want everyone to know that I had absolutely nothing 500 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:54,224 to do with the death of Keith Powell, 501 00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:55,992 and neither did Drew Gardner. 502 00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,994 This is just a huge misunderstanding, 503 00:20:57,994 --> 00:20:59,562 and I'm completely innocent. 504 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,564 Thank you. 505 00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:02,900 Okay, great! 506 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,134 We're innocent! 507 00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:06,571 I love my innocent son. 508 00:21:06,571 --> 00:21:07,905 Kids! 509 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:09,840 Kiiiidddss! 510 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,075 Jules! Wyatt! 511 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:15,578 God. 512 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:18,981 Oh, my God. 513 00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:20,517 What are we supposed to do now? 514 00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,918 We have to lay low on two levels now. 515 00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:24,721 We have to dye our hair back immediately, 516 00:21:24,721 --> 00:21:26,156 Ell-- - I cannot. I cannot. 517 00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:27,824 Okay, my hair is finally growing back. 518 00:21:27,824 --> 00:21:28,893 It'll just kill it all. 519 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,160 And I get that. 520 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,561 I'm actually glad we're here. 521 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:33,763 I mean, I know initially my, like, 522 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:35,364 instinct to just flee to the beach 523 00:21:35,364 --> 00:21:37,733 was clearly just a reaction to the extraordinary anxiety 524 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:39,436 flowing through my veins, 525 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:41,437 but it makes so much more sense now 526 00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:44,741 because now we can just sit here and we can wait 527 00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:47,777 for Drew and Dory to get out of jail and just come here, 528 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:50,614 and we'll all talk and get on the same goddamn page. 529 00:21:50,614 --> 00:21:51,747 Mm-hmm, I love that. 530 00:21:51,747 --> 00:21:53,116 - And you know what else? - What? 531 00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:55,518 I bet Dory's being really smart right now. 532 00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:56,852 Mm-hmm. 533 00:21:56,852 --> 00:21:59,189 I bet she's telling them it was self-defense. 534 00:21:59,189 --> 00:22:02,059 Because that's basically the truth. 535 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,226 It was self-defense. 536 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:07,097 Oh, my God, it was self-defense, Portia. 537 00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:08,932 Oh, my God. 538 00:22:08,932 --> 00:22:10,134 Like, it was... - It was. 539 00:22:10,134 --> 00:22:11,434 ...self-defense. 540 00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:12,935 It's occurring to me for the first time, 541 00:22:12,935 --> 00:22:14,638 and I'm like, it's hitting me like a wave 542 00:22:14,638 --> 00:22:17,407 like we're gonna be totally fine because-- 543 00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:19,476 because it was self-defense. 544 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:21,111 Oh, my God. 545 00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:22,778 Do you hear that?! 546 00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:24,147 Do you hear that, dolphins?! 547 00:22:24,147 --> 00:22:27,117 The truth will set us free! 548 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:29,619 Yeah! Did you hear that, dolphins? 549 00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,987 It was self-defense! 550 00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:34,324 - Yeah! - The truth will set us free! 551 00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:36,660 The truth will set us free! 552 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,662 The truth will set us free! 553 00:22:55,078 --> 00:22:58,348 ♪ Four o'clock cigarette ♪ 554 00:22:58,348 --> 00:23:02,786 ♪ Get a better mind-set ♪ 555 00:23:02,786 --> 00:23:06,289 ♪ Moving too fast ♪